Notes on a Mandler

he  didn't get that with direct neural interface you can't  "take" off your shoe and start  bangin it on the table to make yourself Clear
cause when you do that you are essentially  banging your  shoe on the guys nervous system

but sir grand poobah don't care
about that
cuz
a real man would have some how instantly adapt to the situation
this is the type of guy who tells you about walkin 500 miles to school during a sand storm ,typoon and tidal wave

when I was first "unwrapped"and "turned on" Poohbah was

like a kid  with a new toy

wanted his headset to the guy's "inserts" to work
 right  OUT OF THE BOX

without

PUTTING IT TOGETHER.

or

READING THE INSTRUCTIONS

oR informing the The Guy"

that THIS is what's going on..etc etc
(it's illegal asshole ,EVAN says,WE assumed you'd be cool enuf to "dig it"
and have some discertion or something..
most people would give their left nut to be an "urban astronaut Dumbo!"
seriously that's the way Poobah sees it
that everything went wrong not cause of him.but The Guy

he seemed to forget that a man
even a "non person"type of man like the Guy
has(or had) a mind of their own
and might go a bit wonky when some fuckin Voice starts piping orders and shit into his skull
the guy was to assume ,naturally it was angels..or aliens..or anything besides..
direct intra "N"

and Poobah

  so angry it didn't work like he thought

 decided to SMASH" the TOY"

actually  begins hiring people to wear the headset 24/7

to do all sorts of renditions on the guy
to teach the little ingrate druggie scumbo a lesson in respect

ex-*** agents

ex-MKUltra types

Operating Thetans

gangsta scientists who want to try their hand at screenwriting

likeRIGHT into

this guys mind.    

and in between these efforts

 to make this guy jump off a cliff

or go Beamy in the streets

dude has the nerve to ask the guy to do some  marketing research

and some virtual reality shit

basically

sit there and be like some cerebral Etch -A Sketch
for Pepsi Cola flim flam men
(so delighted to be "on headset" with the notorious Demon Ruiner Scumbag)

to see how it might work

with "a normal" person..

in return EVAN promises  introduce a love interest that won't turn on me
..some faggot I've seen around town  or some actor he can tell  I'm "into" from my TV habits and pupil dialations and neural spikes

..and that  he;llgo easy on the night terrors

or at least make them once a week

as

I have to make it up to him.

all the strange thoughts and meaness i have put into his head

into The Project itself

this

 "can't we just forget about

How it Was"?

and Move ON nonsense

which lasts about 2 hours at most on any given day

as i might spy a stray hair in a bar of soap or see a roach or something

or god forbid smoke one.

"call it over exuberance on my part

Poohbah graphs "

"a getting to "know"you,phase,

...besides

you have no choice."